I think I need a *squee!* icon or something. Cause, if I had one, I'D BE USING IT ( Read more... )

In other news from work, when I was in yesterday, the cashier, Lee, who tells the worst/best jokes ever told me this gem: So they opened up a new resteraunt in town. Its German-Chinese, so an hour after eating your hungry, for power!

Its so delightful.

So, while at work today, I found out that one of the chefs (work at the dining hall, for those who forgot) that works grill was fired. Now, this made me quite sad because he was always really nice, did his work, and was generally a super awsome dude. Apparently he was fired for coming into work high on crack.

Who knew that was a no-no?

Girl: Does mustard go with pastrami?
Me: Uh, yea, I think thats what people usually get together.
The Deli Guy: You do realize that you just asked the vegiterian what meats go together, dont you?
Girl: *super embarrased* Oh.

So, instead of sitting around my dorm watching queer as folk, or going to the lame 80's dance, mah friends invited me to a friend of their's bowling party ( Read more... )